Of Black Mambas and Banking tests.

*Warning: This post is and will be a total waste of the reader's time. Further reading is at the reader's own risk. All liability on the writer's part for the waste of the reader's time is hereinafter excluded.*

I was taking a power nap this arvo. What started out as a 45-min long nap became a 2-hour sleeping extravaganza. Does anyone else notice that afternoon naps are LETHAL!? And, I will almost definitely dream strange dreams in the afternoon naps I take. Anyone else share this predicament?

Anyway, this nap wasn't much different. Towards the end of my TWO HOUR nap, I dreamt about walking home from somewhere, and suddenly I got attacked by snakes. Not, just any snake, but BLACK MAMBAS - one of the most poisonous snakes on earth! Well, it's not like I really know how a black mamba looks like. But, my brain told my dreaming self that they were black mambas. So, black mamba it is then!

But, why black mambas, you may ask? Well, just a few days ago, a bunch of us happily decided that we would buy some cheap wine, have a drink and just hang out at someone's house. 5 minutes into the drinking and talking, we decided to turn on the TV. And, there it was, a documentary about black mambas on Animal Planet. So, that's what we did for the most part of the night - drinking wine and munching on some chips while watching a documentary on black mambas. I guess that's how we were planning on getting drunk - the INFORMATIONAL way. (Just joking. We weren't really planing on getting anywhere near drunk.)

Again, I digress.

Back to my dream. my dreaming self was running all over and screaming like a little girl in its dreams (cause that's what the people were doing in that documentary). But, there were too many! There were black mambas EVERYWHERE! My dreaming self got bitten, got up, and started running and screaming again. I must have got bitten like 10 or so times before my dreaming self started to think "Ok....I should be long dead by now if all this were real. This is probably a dream and I should probably wake up from it as I've probably went over my 45-min napping time limit." But, my dreaming self also remembered that it has a Banking class test coming up real soon.

So, it was faced with a huge dilemma. Should it continue to sleep and dream about getting killed by black mambas, or should it wake up to study all about the wonderful world of banking, government bonds and securities for this test?

Yup, you've guessed it! For, the next one hour or so, my dreaming self continued to run, scream and get bitten by those black mambas.

I know this is crap, but it's 100% true! Thanks for squandering time with me. :-)